perfect couple

[scotsprincess]

once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. after a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding. their life together was, of course,
perfect.

one snowy, stormy christmas eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of
the road in distress. being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. there
stood santa claus with a huge bundle of toys.

not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of christmas, the perfect
couple loaded santa and his toys into their vehicle. soon they were driving
along delivering the toys.

unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple
and santa claus had an accident. only one of them survived the accident.



question: who was the survivor?



answer: the perfect woman survived.

she's the only one who really existed in the first place. everyone knows
there is no santa claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.


women stop reading here, this is the end of the joke.


men keep scrolling.



so, if there is no perfect man and no santa claus, the woman must have been
driving. this explains why there was an accident.


men keep scrolling


by the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
another point: women never listen!!