Murphy & Paddy Jokes (more than one)

1- Paddy and Murphy were talking, Murphy says "Do you know Christmas is on a Friday this year?"(2010). "Is it?" says Paddy, "Let's hope it's not on the 13th".

2- Paddy tells Murphy he's thinking of buying a labrador. "Oh now that's not a good idea" says Murphy, "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"

3- Paddy and Murphy are looking through a mail order catalogue. Paddy says "Look at those gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too." Murphy agrees! "I am ordering one of them right now." 3 weeks later, Paddy says to Murphy "Has your woman turned up yet?" "No" said Murphy, "But it shouldn't be long now, I have her clothes."

4- Paddy ask Murphy if he wants any fags when he goes on his holidays. Murphy says "yeah cheers mate get me 200 bensons." 2 weeks later Paddy comes back home to see Murhpy in the pub and says "I got your fags, you owe me £74.50"...."ffs!" said Murphy, "where did you go on holiday?!?!". Paddy replies "Butlins!".

...hmm thought I had more, but the other jokes were non Paddy & Murphy.