another joke doing the rounds

[tommysize1]

2 mexicans were lost in the desert and on the brink of dying from starvation when they saw some glimmering juicy rashers of bacon hanging on a tree in the distance.

apon seeing their salvation Juan ran towards the bacon tree but just before he reached it he was gunned down in a hail of bullets!

with his dying breath Juan shouted back to his friend to warn him - "RUN PEDRO! EE'S NO BACON TREE! ITS A HAMBUSH!"

lololololol