Out of the mouth of a child!

sugar · #1 (**permalink**) 08-06-11, 12:28 PM

A lil Girl goes up to her Dadand says, Daddy when my cat died, why did its legs in the air? Daddy replies, well its legs were in the air like that to make it eaiser for Jesus to grab hold oh him and pull him into heaven.Oh my gosh, says the lil girl that means Mummy almost died this morning ! what do you mean by that ? asks the Dad, well replies the lil girl when I looked into Mummy's room she was lying on the bed with her legs in the air shouting Jesus I'm coming and if it hadn't been for the postman holding her down he would have got her !