dangerous game !!

[sugar]

Man staggers into hospital with a concussion , multiple bruises 2 black eyes & a 5 iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Doctor asked' what happened to you ? Well I was playing golf with the wife when we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cows I found one stuck in a cow fanny I yelled to my wife this looks like yours ... and I dont remember much after that

[tommysize1]

in my eyes that is a poor joke.
its just stupid.
but it would still make everyone at my work laugh if i read it out from a text msg.

[tommysize1]

a man was with his wife when he saw something that vaguely resembled a vagina.
he proclaimed to his wife that it looked like her vagina.
she found the comparison unfavourable towards her and thought the proclamation quite disparaging.
THE END