The perfect man !!!

[sugar]

Amy was in her late 30s & still not married. She decided to place an ad in the personals . Amy wrote. Looking for a man who wont beat me, wont leave me, and is excellent in bed . Several days went by and she hadn't gotten a single call . Then one day she heard a knock on the door she opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs . Can I help you? Amy asked . I am the man of your dreams Amy was baffled. She said. Excuse me? The man said I read your personal ad in the paper and I'm the perfect man for you I have no arms so I cant beat you I have no legs so I can never leave you . But are you good in bed? Amy asked. He replied. How do you think I knocked on the door?

[tommysize1]

i want to make a joke about him hitting the doorbelll with his dong.
but i cant cos im rubbish

[egog]

....with the forehead?

[sugar]

LOL , dont want t to say people might think I have a dirty mind

[egog]

He knocked on the door as the same manner as my friend does,with his startling power of mind,using telepathy,isn'it???