Ed Zachary Disease‏

[jazzy]

A middle aged woman was depressed that she had not had a date, nor had any s ex for quite some time. Afraid that something was wrong, she dedided to employ the medical expertise of a s ex therapist, and her doctor recommended a well known Chinese s ex therapist called Doctor Chung.

She went to see Dr. Chung. On entering the examination room Dr. Chung took one look at her and said "Hokay, take off aw your crows prease"
She disrobed and stood naked before him.
"Now" said Dr. Chung, "Get dow on your knees and craw reery reery fass away from me to udder side of room"
Having done that, Dr. Chung said "Hokay, now craw reery reery fass back to me"
Once again she obliged. Dr. Chung shook his head and said
"Hmmm, your probrem velly velly bad. You got Ed Zachary disease. Worst case I ever see.
That why you get no dates, that why you no get s ex."
Confused, the woman asked " So what exactly is Ed Zachary disease ?"

Dr. Chung replied "It when your face look Ed Zachary same as your arse !!"

OMG that was toooo funny, i`ve got the giggles now pmsl xx