G.a.s.h.

[jazzy]

A man returns from a trip to Shanghai and is feeling very ill. He goes to
see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a
series of tests. The man wakes up after these tests alone in a private room at
the hospital and the phone by his bed rings.

"This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone. "We have the
results back from your test and... I'm sorry, you have an extremely
contagious deadly disease known as G.A.S.H.

"G.A.S.H?" replies the man. "What in the hell is that?"
"It's a combination of Gonorrhoea, AIDS, SARS and Herpes," explains the doctor.
"Oh My God, Doc!" screams the man in a panic, "what are we going to do?"
"Well, we're going to put you on a strict diet of Pizza, Pancakes,
and Pita bread," says the doctor matter-of-factly.

"Will that cure me?" asks the man.
"Well, no," says the doctor, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."

[Ashley11]

thanks, that will make me feel sick when ever i hear someone say gash, which in Glasgow is rather a lot lol