How much!!!!

[jazzy]

A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a

beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed

her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a

salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cuc umber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman

greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been

there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the

price of this lovely bracelet?"

He answers, "Madam, If you farted just looking at it, you're going to S hit

yourself when I tell you the price."