Pastor's Business Card !
A new Pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners . At one house it seemed obvious that someone was home , but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door .Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote revelation 3:20: on the back of it and stuck it in the door. when the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card was has been returned . Added to it was this cryptic message. Genesis 3:10: Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation , he broke out in gales of lauhgter. Revelation 3:20 begins. Behold, I stand at the door and knock. Genesis 3:10 read , I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked .