The Pertfect Husband !!
Several men are in a locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engage the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone in the room stop to listen.
Woman:"Hi honey it's me are you at the club?
Woman:I'm at the shop now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £2,000 is it ok if i buy it?
Man: sure, go ahead if you like it that much.
Woman: I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked.
Man: How much?
Man: Ok for that price I want it with all the options.
Woman: Grate! Oh, and one more thing.... I was talking to Jane and found out that the house I wanted last year's back on the market. They are asking 980,000 for it.
Man: Well go ahead and make an offer 900,000 they will probably take it. If not we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want.
Woman: Ok I'll see you later I love you so much.
Man: Bye Ilove you too.
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room was staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. He turns and ask, Anyone know who's phone this is?