Blind man test.
A blind man walks into a restaurant & sits down. The owner walks up to him & hand him a menu. Sir I'm blind I cant see to read the menu. The owner asked what do you want me to do? The man said just bring me a fork one of your customers used I'll smell it & order from that. A little confused the owner walks over to a dirty dish pile & picked up a greasy fork. He returns to the man table & hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose & takes a deep breath."Ah that's what I'll have steak with mash & veg .
Unbelievable, after the blind man leaves, the owner went into the kitchen to tell his wife Mary & the cook what happened.
Several days later the blind man returns, the owner mistakenly bring him a menu again. Sir remember me I'm the blind man who was here two weeks ago. I'm sorry , I didn't recognize you . I'll get you a fork. The owner gets a dirty fork for the blind man. After a deep breath the blind man said ......mmmmm smell grate I'll have the chicken & rice with broccoli. The owner thinks the blind man's messing around with him & figures out a way to test him next time . He returns the following week but this time the owner sees him coming & runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife," Mary ,rub the fork on your panties. Mary does it & hands the fork to her husband. As the blind man walks in & sits down the owner was ready & waiting .
Good afternoon Sir, this time I remember you & I have your fork ready for you . The blind man puts the fork to his nose sniff & says ... OMG I didn't know Mary works here .