The Death Certificate.

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In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross examining a pathologist, here's what happen.

Attorney : Before you signed the death certificate had you taken the pulse?

Pathologist: No

Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?

Pathologist: No

Attorney: Did you check for breathing?

Pathologist: No

Attorney: So when you signed the death certificate , you weren't sure the man was dead were you?

Pathologish: Well, let me put it this way The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my dext. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere .