The Kindness of a Lawyer.

[sugar]

One afternoon, a wealthy laywer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side .He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

Why are you eating grass? he asked one man.

We don't have any money to buy food" the poor man replied.

Oh come along with me then .

But sir I have a wife and two children !

Bring them along. And you come with us too he said to the other man.

But sir I have a wife and two children, the second man answered.

Bring them as well the wealthy lawyer said .

They all climbed into the limo and once underway, one of the poor fellows says.

Sir you are too kind. Thank you for taking us all with you.

The lawyer replied . My pleasure, the grass in my back yard's about two feet tall.

[tommysize1]

bastmf

brought a smile to my face

swsoaad
somebody who sucks on an apes ****
...i invented that one at primary school...it just popped into my head.
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[sugar]

LOL , what else popped into your head ?