Phone poem

I hope you like this I thought it was funny.......
Sick of sissy friends poems?
This is a promise that speaks true friendship.
When your sad I will get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b******
who made you sad.
When your scared I will take the piss whenever i can.
When your sick say the f*** away from me till your well again.
When you fall I will point and laugh.
This is a promise I pledge till the end.
Why?Coz your my friend.