What is a fart?‏

[jazzy]

What is a fart?


A fart it is a pleasant thing,

It gives the belly ease,

It warms the bed in winter,

And suffocates the fleas.


A fart can be quiet,

A fart can be loud,

Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud


A fart can be short,

Or a fart can be long,

Some farts have been known

To sound like a song.....


A fart can create

A most curious medley,

A fart can be harmless,

Or silent, and deadly.


A fart might not smell,


While others are vile,


A fart may pass quickly,

Or linger a while......


A fart can occur In a number of places,

And leave everyone there,

With strange looks on their faces.
.
From wide-open prairie,

To small elevators,

A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.


But farts are all bad,

Is simply not true-

We must never forget....

Sweet old farts like you!

[sukisue]

oohhh ta im a sweet old fart

[queen swords]

pmsl jazzy .
Aye there no mention of a wet fart i see lol.
maybe just aswell lol xx

[sultry]

[QUOTE=queen swords;51543]pmsl jazzy .
Aye there no mention of a wet fart i see lol.
maybe just aswell lol xx[/QUOTE]

wet fart? lmao...is that like a 'followed through' fart? lmao

[Lazy]

lol queen xxxxxxxx