cornation street - what is happening

[JoeCrash]

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY STREET

please help me as corri is suffering,
it is in deep water and sinking,
with all the main characters temporary buffering,
and the new fish are driving me to Less Batersby drinking.
who is this new lover,
that Tyrone is directing his chopper,
she is a blatant disaster and not under cover,
its giving a bad name to the police and every single copper.
at one point i used to admire Tina,
her character was bubbly and fizzy,
but now Tina is no longer organic and greener,
like her past fake tan, she is making me dizzy.
i do not like Chris Fountain,
the gift of the gab he dose not process,
yes millions of young girls will climb for him any mountain,
but as a actor he is below the standard of less.
onto the rovers,
its not for a refreshing pint of stella,
Carl is as bitter as the booze overs,
but his Miss's is one dweller.
no more am i banking,
i am withdrawing from Loyd's,
Red Dwarf is some peoples eyes was top ranking,
but him and his group are on my list of avoids.
its nots all bad,friday was good,
even i have to congratulate,
Didree and Ken and Dev were back in the hood,
and with old school and decent actors i can associate.
please corri pull out your finger,
i no young actors have to start at the begging,
corri is currently matching Home and Away as they are a dead ringer,
and i am sure you are not happy but are aware you are sinning.

( I AM THE BIGGEST FAN OF THE STREET BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH - THURSDAY MADE ME EXPRESS MY VIEWS IN A STRONG POEM I HAVE SENT TO CORRI - JUST WOUNDERED DI ANYONE ELSE FEEL THIS WAY.)