quick sketch

[tommysize1]

i need to buy a video camera so i can film all the crazy **** i think of

location: seedy allyway/ someplace where puerto rican prostitutes hang out!?

ANYways: puerto rican rentboy walkin around trying to sell his wares. "hey baby you want some of this?" that sorta ****.
his location is bustling with nightlife/people but most people walk right by and ignore him.
puerto rican rentboy decides to call it a day/ moves to a new location looking for more customers.

there is no one around and the only sound is the rentboys footsteps and his muttering about not getting any money.

CLOAKED STRANGER:"~whistle~ whos a pretty boy then?"

the puerto rican rentboy turns around with a smile on his face

RENTBOY: "oh yes pappy! you like this? its all yours for $30"
rentboy starts walking towards the cloaked man in the shadows.

CLOAKED STRANGER:"pieces of eight! pieces of eight!~whistle~ whos a pretty boy then?"

RENTBOY: "no no no sweety i said $30 dollars! but ooh i love that accent! are you british? british guys get a discount il do $25. you want some of my fine porta rican ass?"

CLOAKED STRANGER: "SQUAWK! POLLY WANT A CRACKER!"

rentboy is pissed of and slaps the cloaked stranger

RENTBOY: "Cracker!? there aint no white boys around h......."

gets cut off mid sentence when the cloaked stranger recovers from the slap to reveal his face from the shadows.

ITS ONLY A GIANT ****ING PARROT IN HUMAN CLOTHES THE SNEAKY BASTARD!
who then proceeds to peck the rentboys eyes out.

rentboy is left for dead as the parrot man walks/flaps off

the end.

the inspiriation behind this is: the movie 'mimic' and parrots. oh and that scary chipmunk stare off of youtube.

what do you think? should i get back on the medication or carry on being bizzare?

[Ashley11]

you have a very strange brain :0