your kids friends

[tommysize1]

ever had your kids play mates over your house and had to keep them entertained?

from the stories ive heard from dads left alone with a bunch of kids have been errr varied.
one was about some kid too scared of his friends dad to ask to go to the toilet...so he snuck behind the sofa and had a ****!
the other story i heard is: the dad got the kids to draw pictures.
one of the kids complained "im rubbish at drawing"
the dad said encouragingly "go on just try! use your imagination!"

15 mins later the kids showed the dad their drawings and when the dad saw "rubbish at drawing" kids' picture he basically ripped him to shreds cos all he drew was a ****in orange! no little leaves or intricate details with different shades of orange.
just a plain ****in orange circle.

that kid will never want to pick up a pencil again!

so i guess what i think im asking is.....
have you ever mentally ****ed up a kid? by mistake?
(maybe similar to telling them santa is real)

[Ashley11]

my parents always hated my friends lol

[Sweetpea5656]

I have a 13 month old so playdates are simple at the moment. I am actually kind of dreading the say i have to entertain other peoples children.

[egog]

I remember a story about a friend of mine that did his NEEDs outside the WC's basin and all about the bathroom wich when they asked him what happened he told that it wasn't a score of **** but simply a pudding split.

[Bin Lurchin]

OK u lost me on that one

[CHRISTOPHER]

hello my dear how are u