solutions for cat problem

[tommysize1]

my housemate used to have 2 fish tanks running 24 hours a day and i was all like "**** off im not paying half of the electric bill if u got them ****ers swimming about" so they had to die.
they are dead now.
but now he's got a cat! and he's only just started letting it outside this last month or so but it still refuses to do a crap outside!
so basically i could be sitting in the frontroom, with female company, and then the cat does a massive **** behind me in the litter tray and then a minute later the house stinks of cat ****.
what can i do to fix this?

[pete8242]

buy a dog
a big fkn dog
a big fkn dog with big fkn teeth
a big fkn dog with big fkn teeth and a low tolerance for other smaller hairy things
then brainwash it
into beleiving cats molested its whole family then burned them
call it whatever you want
and then my child
problems shall be solved

[tommysize1]

im gonna have to mock up somepretty disturbing pictures to brainwash the dog.
think. actually **** thinking im going down the shop to buy some butter and beer. its sunny but everyones at work!? or they dont have cars cos they r lazy mofo's. FTL!