if u went on x-factor

[sultry]

[QUOTE=pete8242;51813]id sing one of danny minogues number 1s

ie id be silent

infact id pretend to cry so cheryll would comfort me
id live with the shame of me on telly dry humping her leg
[/QUOTE]
OMG i just had a vision there pete!! lmao

...I Love the X factor but for completely different reasons than what is intended.

Bring on the ****ty twins...i like feeling so uncomfortable that poking my index finger into my eye socket, and then swirling it around seems like the only thing to do...

WOOO!!!!! ....

[dj lee]

i would sing a medley of songs into one.... who let the dogs out for the audience...your so vain for cowell..... cant get you out of my head for danni so she realises her sister is better.....and $ex on the beach for cheryl for obvious reasons lol mmmmmm chezza pmsl

if bob dylan was just starting out now and went on x factor i just bet they would say " forget it, your never gunna be a singer " and probably ridicule him for having a droll and uninthusiastic sounding voice. which would prove how little the panel know..

for me x factor represents everything that's artless and souless in music. every song on there is childish and shallow and the panel are even more so ..childeren being judged by children.

av you heared the utter drivel simon cowell was responsible for b4 he started these talent shows..
" he's my toy boy , toy boy".......... gawd give me streagth

[QUOTE=sultry;51887]OMG i just had a vision there pete!! lmao[/QUOTE]
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[dj lee]

i shudn't laugh at that but wtf!!!! r u for real?

I would sing Beyonce - Broken Hearted Girl

[Nygyl]

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sounds like a catch......................

[queen swords]

I would sing like kate bush lol and scare simon cowl riggid pmsl.

I don't think I'd ever go on xfactor even if I did have a singing voice. Its far too stressful and there's too much dodgy voting going on. This last years show was a complete joke with those awful twins messing up the voting so much and we lost a few people who really should have stayed in much longer.