if u went on x-factor

[snowflake33]

what would u sing ??

think id sing how do i ... by leanne rhymes

[sultry]

hmmm well i would have to have a bottle of wine in me and then i would on a roll lol....am prone to throw out the odd oasis tune when im under the influence lol...but probably sound like a cat that has got its tail stood on lmao

[snowflake33]

[QUOTE=sultry;49841]hmmm well i would have to have a bottle of wine in me and then i would on a roll lol....am prone to throw out the odd oasis tune when im under the influence lol...but probably sound like a cat that has got its tail stood on lmao[/QUOTE]

lmao ... ill get some ear plugs then

[dj lee]

id have a bottle of stella in one hand, fag in the other n blast out spittiing image, the chicken song, watch simon cowell cry as cheryl tweedy thought i was amazing n asked me to marry her.......and in 3...2...1 i will wake up lol

[sukisue]

wouldnt go on x factor dont wanna make a fool of meself

[queen swords]

The only way i would be prepared to go on it , and that would be if i could slap the judges with my kipper , when they tell me how bad i was lol xxx

[snowflake33]

[QUOTE=queen swords;50091]The only way i would be prepared to go on it , and that would be if i could slap the judges with my kipper , when they tell me how bad i was lol xxx[/QUOTE]

lol ... i'll get ya some kippers ready queeny .. just in case

if i went on there it would be to meet judges pmsl
tell simon to lower his trousers pmsl nipple warmerssssssssssssss pmsl

[Nygyl]

Well, i do a mean falsetto so anything by The Darkness would get me through to boot camp no problem!! If i had to sing Barry White i'd be fooked!!

[pete8242]

id sing one of danny minogues number 1s

ie id be silent

infact id pretend to cry so cheryll would comfort me
id live with the shame of me on telly dry humping her leg