who you fancy slapping round the chops in the sports world

queen swords · #1 (**permalink**) 24-03-09, 07:45 AM

Anyone been watching the darts on sky sports every thursday night.
Well theres one commentator who gets my shackles up every time lol.
He comes out with most stupid of sayings and his voice gets me hair stood on end.
ide love to shoot a dart right up his butt , that would give the silly get something to shout about.
Then go and slap him in da kisser with a bloody big kipper.
As for the dart player The King ] he would get a gd kippering aswell , he is a smug so and so and as anyone else noticed he dont let the dolly bird walk up the steps 1st. Oh no its got to be him and that rediculas music they play for him as he walks out to the stage [ bow down to the king ].
Ide bow alright and give a bloody big bark , and woof .
So who you fancy slapping in da sports world.

#2 (**permalink**) 24-03-09, 03:48 PM

darent tell ya who i wamts to slap around..sure she knows tho...hehe

#3 (**permalink**) 26-03-09, 12:36 AM

there is a few andy grey on sky sports barry ferguson and amir khan
just let me have one hit them all plz lol

queen swords · #4 (**permalink**) 01-04-09, 06:28 AM

well ime gunna slap that bugger round da face mike tyson lol , with a big bloody wet kipper.

Lazy · #5 (**permalink**) 01-04-09, 10:40 AM

[QUOTE=queen swords;41728]well ime gunna slap that bugger round da face mike tyson lol , with a big bloody wet kipper.[/QUOTE]

lol queen u and ya kippers xx

#6 (**permalink**) 03-04-09, 10:51 PM

Harry the Judas Redknapp needs a slap in the chops after leaving my beloved Pompey for the second time money grabbing git.

I suppose mr Adams could do with one too he almost put us on the bottom of the league useless ass