Find The Presidents Brain.

Where did this very expensively Educated bit of Grey Matter end up??.Please
don't forget this was always very well looked after and nurtured.First things
First a very very expensive Prep School,because the American Establishment
like ours IE Great Britain do not want to hear or see their brats until they can
Ski,(the English) or hold and fire a Winchester (the Americans).After the Prep
School were many $$$$ thousands of $Dollars was dished out to learn little
George how to wipe his own Behind and Tie his own Cowboy Boots (without
any Laces).Then the real Education Began,with a New England Boarding
School.Were George was very well known for his varying degrees of utter and
Total Failure.Then on to Yale and much more important Skull and Bones,this is
where the last twenty or thirty Presidents (with the odd exception)have been
made to lie in a Coffin and tell the assembled "Bonesmen" of their ***ual
Perversions and Fantasies.George had a real problem with this one as he still
though it was for pissing out of,(and still does!!).After this "ultra secret" and
very Powerfull sect had finnished with him George went a drilling for Oil in
the Land of his Fathers (his Dad's back Garden in Maine),needless to say the
moron got to be real good at Drilling Holes (then again so are Worms and
Wood-lice).However Oil always eluded him,which didn't really matter as the
great Family friends and Partners in Democracy those gentle and caring Saudi
Arabian Royal Family always picked up the tab for Georges Bankrupt Companie
-s,whic his kind of strange when you think about it isn't it???.
Anyway to cut a short story even shorter Georges Brain
or what used to pass for one, (he always was very well read though,My Pet
Goat being a particular family favourite) totally dissapeared.A lot of Folks
reckon it climbed out of his Ear during a Chat Show,or someone "Smoked it
out",anymore sensible suggestions would be more than welcome,well about as
welcome as an Arab at a Bar Mitzva,or a Pork Chop at a Saudi Banquet.you
know "WHAT" I mean Arry???.

All this from our Political Correspondent Frank (the ****)Bruno,(who is still
going to leave England if Tony Blair and Labour win the 1997 election,along
with Paul Daniels,Phil (very tedious) Collins.
Goodbye now.Be Cool Not A Fool.