****ney rhyming slang 1 to 10

[queen swords]

1 apples n pears . are you going ?
a, up the stairs
b, taking a wee
2, sipping ure tea.

2 dog n bone are you ?
a, on the fone
b, on the throne
c, on ure own.

3 whistle n flute are you in ?
a, your suit
b, the nude
c, the dark

4 marbles n conkers are you ?
a, bonkers
b, home sick
c, lost

5 apple fritter you are ?
a, sipping a pint of bitter
b, sipping a pint of beer
c, sipping a pint of lager

6 laugh n titter are you ?
a, sipping a pint of beer
b, sipping a pint of bitter
c, sipping a pint of guiness

7 uncle fred you got your ?
a, bread
b, head
c, your almost dead

8 pipe your eye your gunna ?
a, cry
b, die
c, lie

9 dribs n drabs you might have ?
a, crabs
b, scabs
c, bags

10 bread n butter ure in the ?
a, gutter
b, in a splutter
c, in a stutter.