Scouse Christmas Song

Tune to Mistletoe and Wine:

Christmas time, drunkenness and crime,
Children playing - in filth and grime,
With cars on fire - and trainees under tree
Time to rejoice - in be-ing scally,

It's a time for stealing, a time for receiving,
Knock-off gear - worra great feelin
Why pay top dollar - yer can nick it for free,
Just like our lecky, - gas and TV

Christmas time, píssups all the time
Nicking ciggies, - spirits and wine
Wearing-shell-suits and Nykees - all knocked off gear
It's great getting píssed - on someone else's beer

Its a time for drinkin - six packs of Stella
Dat yer got - from some dodgy Fella
Christmas is sound - Christmas is best
God bless our Cilla - and the DHSS

Christmas time - time to joy-ride
Then go and visit - family inside
With Dad on a six stretch - and sis up the duff
This 'City of Culcher' can get pretty rough

So next time your driving - through Liverpool-city

You may just know why - the streets look so ****ty
So keep a sharp eye out - for those dodgy deals

But don't drive too slow - or they'll pinch all four wheels

THE PLACE THAT I CALL HOME

Thank goodness I live down South

yeah and thank god i live other side of the country but then again it is just your song gemma xxx....lmao

ya know i luvs ya really.....lol

ha ha love it nice one gem

[sukisue]

nice one gemma but im to far to help meself so maybe ya can get me some nike nock off .

god gem wot a perfect description of liverpool