Google Page Rank Live Editor
Hi there
Yes I have finally cracked google page rank finally you can get what ever google ranking you want, although this new eye reader is top secret (you aint seen it right !).
This new finding provides a more hands on approach to page rank manipulation rather than the more primitive Adam Patented page rank Marker, Adams page rank products can be found here http://www.walkonmypath.com/increase-your-pagerank/ but his most sucessful product being number 9, the page rank marker.
Adam designs a company now worth millions and who now, resides on his own island in the Bahamas. Just goes to show such findings can be money spinners!
As everyone knows google page rank is something that can be altered at google headquarters by only google employees, to gain access to this database you need to have a google eye recognition unit and be a google registered employee.
This unit verifies people’s identity in 4 ways, so as to make sure no one can crack the unit
1) Firstly you must swipe your identity card in the swipe slot, obviously these are very hard to get hold of!
2) You will be asked to provide your finger print in the finger print reader.
3) 2nd to last step is the eye scan, where you will be instructed to hold your eye over the iris scanner.
4) You will be asked a security question, as part of all google employees training, you are instructed to learn all the worlds’ capital cities, the final step you will given a countries name and then be given 5 seconds to input the correct answer.
If you do not pass any of the following steps you will be locked out and your unit will be useless, the 5th part of the security is, should you fail any of the 4 steps, the main chip inside the Unit will self destruct and will have to be replaced.
Obviously once you get the unit, you wont be able to use it unless you’re a registered google employee, you will need
1) A google employee swipe card
2) A google employees hand
3) A google employees eye
4) Google Map (Now you know why it was really made !)
Once you have passed the following steps, you will be given access to the google page rank database, allowing you to update your sites page rank live!
Cool eh well worth the $299
Woc
ps This is a joke ! do not harm any google employees because of this article thanks to the people at http://www.webmaster-talk.com/ for help with SEO issues